In a classic play by a jilted former lover, North Korea has resorted to grand gestures to communicate its despair, disconnecting its phone line and threatening to launch nuclear warheads at its ex’s friends.

Said one South Korean diplomat who preferred to not be named, “I mean sure, there was a time we said we’d always be together, but that was like the 1950’s, dude.  Move on.”

Reuters : “North Korea cuts off hotline with South Korea“