The Papacy : Perks of the Job

I imagine the coolest thing about being the Pope is the red telephone you get in your office with a direct line to God through which He tells you to perpetuate the Church’s steady decline into irrelevance and maintain it’s winning streak of never once in history being a net force for Good in the world.

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