Reuters : “U.S. to allow small knives to be carried onto airplanes”

March 6, 2013 : 

Reuters : “U.S. to allow small knives to be carried onto airplanes

In a follow up statement, a TSA spokesman said, “We’re still going to use our X-ray vision to look at your dick or vag. You can’t give someone that power and then expect them to give it up.”

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