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The Colombian government is considering whether or not they should stop giving poor people cancer in order to make it more difficult for rich people to party all night.

Read the New York Times attempt to explain this in a way that doesn’t sound as absurd as it actually is:

Colombia: Officials Urge End to Herbicide’s Use on Coca

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