In a classic play by a jilted former lover, North Korea has resorted to grand gestures to communicate its despair, disconnecting its phone line and threatening to launch nuclear warheads at its ex’s friends.
Said one South Korean diplomat who preferred to not be named, “I mean sure, there was a time we said we’d always be together, but that was like the 1950’s, dude. Move on.”
Reuters : “North Korea cuts off hotline with South Korea“
March 7, 2013
March 6, 2013 :
Reuters : “U.S. to allow small knives to be carried onto airplanes”
In a follow up statement, a TSA spokesman said, “We’re still going to use our X-ray vision to look at your dick or vag. You can’t give someone that power and then expect them to give it up.”
March 5, 2013
Reuters “U.S. urges ban on drunk diplomats at UN budget debates“
March 5, 2013 :
A US study has shown that children of same-sex couples have ambivalent attitudes toward marriage, an institution most of their parents have been denied a right to. If this turned out to be true in all states where gay marriage was not allowed, it would mean that the biggest threat to traditional marriage and family values would be those asshats that think they have the authority to define marriage and then whine about a perceived nefarious homosexual agenda to redefine it in turn.
It turns out that people growing up in good families are coming to the realization that two people don’t need government or church approval to love each other. Way to go Christians. You fucked up.
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