Reflections of a Streetcar Passenger

Ever sit in the aisle seat of a street car during rush hour, next to an empty seat with unidentified crud on it? You become the gatekeeper of the crud chair. Everyone wants to sit there, and you have to explain to each person why you will not let them squeeze passed you to take it. At first you will use words, later you will discover that simply pointing at the crud is explanation enough.

The crud is small and difficult to notice at first, and so it falls unto you to defend their pants, skirts, and long coats. You do so gladly, for you almost sat in the crud chair too, stopping yourself seconds before you slid over to the window seat after it was vacated. Nobody warned you, but it was close.

You wonder, sadly, about the girl who sat there earlier, and what people would think of her when they saw the crud marks on her bum that were not her doing. Were they? In all likelihood, the rest of her day was filled with the silent judgement of those who looked at her bum and saw the stain upon it. She might never even be aware of this, tossing her pants into the hamper in the dark, oblivious to her diminished esteem in the eyes of those she saw that day, or rather, of those who saw her.

Elizabeth May’s Call for Cooperation Against the Conservatives

250px-Labrador-RegionElizabeth May has declared that the Green Party will sit out a Labrador byelection and is calling for the NDP to do the same in order to help Liberal candidate Todd Russell, who lost to the departing Pena Penashue of the Conservatives by 79 votes in 2011.

Liberal leadership hopeful Joyce Murray is taking credit for the call to cooperation, and if successful could raise her profile in a leadership race that most expect Justin Trudeau to win based on his expert haircut and accomplished last name.  Murray has been the only candidate to endorse proportional representation, despite the fact that the Liberals use instant run-off voting to elect their own leader.  The Green Party and the NDP platforms both support proportional representation.

Should the gambit work, it could demonstrate the efficacy of tripartisan efforts and create a germ of hope for electoral reform in Canada.  Alternatively, Canadians can keep allowing for a minority of voters to elect a majority of MP’s.  In 2011, the Tories won 53.9% of seats in parliament with 39..6% of the popular vote.

Dark Knight Shooter’s Latest ‘Fuck You’ to America

james holmes

March 22, 2013

James Holmes, who made headlines last year when he killed 12 and injured 59 theater goers, has reportedly converted to Islam.  Now in jail and unable to commit further mass murders, it seems Holmes has turned to using his celebrity-killer status to give Republicans another excuse to hate Muslims.

It would come as no surprise if Fox News is presently airing a piece warning of the dangers Islamic extremists pose to the nation’s population of nerds and other comic book movie enthusiasts.

The credibility of the story however, has yet to be established.  Unnamed prison sources conveyed this information to The National Enquirer, a publication not usually noted for its integrity.  Holmes appeared in court recently after having grown a beard somewhere between The Hipster and The Kaczynski.  It is entirely possible that other press outlets are running with this story solely on the basis that, in America, the link between beards, Islam, and murder is less contested than the link between fossil fuel and global warming.

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist”

Guido Rocha - The Tortured Christ

Guido Rocha – The Tortured Christ

Liberation theology, a late-20th century movement amongst Latin American Catholics, provides a strong counterargument to those who believe that nothing worthwhile has ever come from religion or the religious.  Clergymen would devote and often risk their lives to protect the poor from totalitarian governments backed by first-world liberal democracies.  It’s easy to criticize someone for their membership to an institution that opposes gay rights or gender equality, though much harder when that person is getting shot protecting the defenceless by bullets that might have been provided by your own government.

The demise of liberation theology, its betrayal by the current and former pope in particular, provides a strong argument to Catholics as to why their church is a sham.  In honor of Jesus Christ, a figure who dwelled in poverty, befriended lepers, prostitutes, and even tax collectors, they built a city of gold in the middle of Rome.  Centuries later, from this ostentatious architectural reminder that the Catholic Church stands for nothing but power, the only true servants to the benevolent message of the gospels were silenced.  At least those of whom had not been murdered already.

The above quote is from Brazilian archbishop Dom Hélder Câmara, and is the opening line to a fantastic article on this subject by the Guardian’s George Monbiot : “In the war on the poor, Pope Francis is on the wrong side”

Pope Benedict